Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Suspenders

Boys, buy yourselves a pair of suspenders.

The first Sunday of May I wore suspenders (only $6 at Walmart) instead of a belt.  My suit jacket mostly covered them up when I was at church, but as I was giving my old roommate a goodbye hug he realized I was wearing suspenders.  He exclaimed "Oh, suspenders!"  My friend Catherine, standing nearby, said "Are you wearing suspenders?"  When I confirmed that I was indeed sporting suspenders she told me "That is the most attractive thing I have seen all day."  (And it was the afternoon already!)  In addition to the lovely compliment from my lovely friend, I got even more compliments when the elders' quorum president and I went around to all the apartments to meet all the move-ins.

You may think you'll seem old-fashioned, but you will really be classy and dignified!  Have the confidence to be the best-dressed guy around.



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Also, you will feel cool because suspenders are the classiest way to carry a personal firearm.


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